on behalf of the Leader of the House: I move, That the sitting programme for 2026 be:
January 27, 28, and 29;
February 10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19;
March 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 12, 24, 25, 26, 31;
April 1, 2, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30;
May 12, 13, 14, 19, 20, 21, 26, 27, 28;
June 23, 24, 25, 30;
July 1, 2, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30;
August 4, 5, 6, 18, 19, 20, 25, 26, 27;
September 1, 2, 3, 15, 16, 17, 22, 23, 24;
October 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22;
November 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 12;
December 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 17,
and the following dates are to be scrutiny weeks:
June 15, 16, 17, 18, 19;
November 30;
December 1, 2, 3, 4,
and that the House do now adjourn until 2 p.m. on Tuesday, 27 January 2026.
After a big year, I want to start by thanking everyone who supports all of us to do our jobs: our cleaners, our messengers, sign language interpreters, security, the Dignitary Protection Service, VIP drivers, Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet, the Parliamentary Counsel Office, Cabinet Office, Office of the Clerk, the buildings and catering staff, select committees, Hansard, IT, tour guides, travel, finance, electorate offices, and everyone across this Parliament. I hope you all genuinely have a fantastic Christmas and a very well-deserved summer break. Merry Christmas, also, to all the families of every MP in this House. Nobody makes a bigger sacrifice for our public service than our loved ones, and I want to say thank you very much. To you, Mr Speaker, can I say thank you for your very reasoned and fair moderation this year—and I do promise to keep my haka very short!
Can I wish all of my National Party colleagues, firstly, a very merry Christmas. I have to say, I’m incredibly proud of our team. You all put in a huge amount of work representing your communities, delivering on National’s values, and making sure we’re fixing the basics and delivering the future. I have to say, the National Party, I think, is in great heart. We’re gearing up for next year’s campaign, and behind that campaign, of course, is a team of volunteers and supporters across New Zealand and our party HQ. I want to wish all of them a very happy Christmas, as well.
Can I also thank every Minister across the coalition Government for the work that they’ve put in this year, because this was a Government elected to deliver—and here’s what we’ve done. Wasteful spending is down, keeping a lid on inflation and leading to more and more Kiwis rolling on to lower mortgage rates. A Resource Management Act replacement, with up to $3 billion per year and seven fast-track projects already approved. Projects under way like the Hawke’s Bay Expressway, University of Waikato medical school, Ōtaki to north of Levin highway, Brougham Street in Christchurch, and more roads and more classrooms across the country. Faster building consents and more building products being available from overseas. Our trade balances back in surplus after four years of trade deficits. We’ve got more money being spent by tourists in our businesses, and record Australian visitors. We have a demonstrably safer country, with 38,000 fewer victims of serious violent crime. Youth offending is down 16 percent. Ram raids are down 85 percent. We’ve got more visible police out on the beat, we’ve got gang patches banned, and we’ve got faster trials and tougher sentences. We’ve had truly transformational progress in our schools, with better attendance and academic achievement already coming through. And we’ve got good progress on health, with 16,000 more elective surgeries, 33 new cancer treatments, and 2,000 extra nurses and 500 extra doctors.
On this side of the House, this is a team that has simply knuckled down and got on the job of fixing Labour’s mess and making sure we are fixing the basics and building the future. On that side of the House, though, is the Labour Party, and merry Christmas to each and every one of you. I find, myself, that they’re a bit like a picked-over box of Favourites at an office Christmas do. For starters, I think all the good ones have gone. After refusing to front the COVID inquiry, I’d say Chris Hipkins would be the Flake. I think the rest of Labour are a bit like a Cherry Ripe; they seem nice on the outside, but inside they’re deeply, deeply red—and, frankly, they’re just best left where they are. Of course, their mates in the Greens and Te Pāti Māori, they’re actually a bit like a Picnic, frankly—a bit rough and totally nuts.
But, I have to say, there are some Labour MPs I’m particularly fond of. I would like to thank, in particular, Willow-Jean Prime: by ignoring requests for Labour to get involved in our education policy, I think she has done more than any of her Labour predecessors to advance the education of our kids, and so thank you for that. And, of course, we’re very sad to see Duncan Webb go at the next election. In a recent interview, Paul Goldsmith was heard to remark or to refer to him incorrectly as “Roger Somebody”—not to be confused, of course, with Labour’s new tax policy, which is “Roger Everybody”. Now, Labour claims to have gone on a tour of reflection, but, actually, the only conclusion is that they didn’t tax people enough. That’s what they’ve come back with. But that’s what you get with Labour: a group of people who have never actually had to take a risk or to worry about making a payroll, telling those who have that they don’t deserve the life that they’ve actually worked so hard for.
Can I just say, Michael Wood has been in the media a lot recently. With every interview Michael Wood does, he achieves two things: (1) Chris Hipkins gets even angrier; and (2) Carlos Cheung gets even more popular in Mt Roskill. But you can’t deny that Michael Wood is truly tribal Labour. I mean, he has already proven that he will stake his whole career on Labour’s core commitment of no asset sales.
I want to wish, in particular, the Leader of the Opposition well, though. He certainly has one of the toughest jobs in politics, right behind whoever is Te Pāti Māori’s accountant. Now, Labour’s very close relationship with Te Pāti Māori has gone from strength to strength over the last year. Not only did they let them win the by-election but Willie Jackson told the media that these two parties are 90 percent aligned. But I have to say, unlike Labour, we will not be working with Te Pāti Māori—but I’ve come up with a couple of policies that we could align with them on: (1) including their MPs in David Seymour’s attendance action plan; and (2) extending the social media ban to Tākuta Ferris. I did note—and I made the comment to Paul Goldsmith—that there’s a wonderful new Māori soap opera on that NZ On Air has been funding. It’s great. It does feel a little bit like double-handling, if I’m really honest with you, because thanks to Te Pāti Māori’s co-leaders, we get to see a taxpayer-funded Māori soap opera in this Parliament every sitting week. But, look, that’s enough about Te Pāti Māori. I don’t want to be accused of punching down as opposed to punching up, which is actually what happens in their caucus meetings.
Now, can I extend a very merry Christmas to my friends in the Greens.